Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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