sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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