ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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