so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
this will be a night to untag.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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