I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
ttyl tear gas
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
