WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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