if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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