So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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