Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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