It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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