Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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