What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The Olympian is in my bed
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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