As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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