my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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