chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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