Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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