guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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