Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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