her vagine was all disorganized.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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