I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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