You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
its not stalking. its research.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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