Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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