holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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