I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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