absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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