hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm sobbing to NWA
wow bdsm is so cute
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