She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Randomize
