we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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