so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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