If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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