I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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