So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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