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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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