I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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