My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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