Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
