He asked to "fluff my boner.."
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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