I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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