Sponge bath it is.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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