I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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