i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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