I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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