the day after is always just damage control
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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