i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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