Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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