like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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