Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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