Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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