There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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