There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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